First things first. Do y'all remember "The Cheater" from this post?
Well, apparently he didn't think the nickname I gave him appropriately described the situation. He's kindly asked me to change his pseudonym to "The Womanizer" or "The Player". So there you have it, you womanizer you, get on with your bad self.
Anyway, last night Steph (my roomie) and I were watching The Bachelor when one of the girls went into hysterics after being sent home. She was going on and on about never finding a husband and ending up alone, a bit melodramatic if you ask me. That's when Steph and I realized that homegirl was OUR AGE, which we believe is still pretty young.
Clearly girlfriend didn't realize all the perks that come with being 25(ish) and single. So, in honor of all my single ladies out there, we've decided to compile a list of all the reasons why it rocks to be 25(ish) and single...
+You're allowed to be selfish, about anything and everything (also known as, "I do what I want" syndrome = IDWIWS).
+You get the entire bed to yourself (and the puppies of course) every night. No fighting over the covers, or listening to snoring.
+You're free to stare at and flirt with as many guys as you want. On that same note, you can go on all the dates (good or bad) that you want!
+Not in the mood to be charming? No worries. You don't have to shave your legs or ditch the granny panties if you don't feel like it.
+Going to happy hour, having a drink (or five), and being home by 8pm is totally acceptable. No matter what day of the week it is. Blame it on the IDWIWS.
+Dinner time means you're free to cook/not cook, go out/stay in, wash dishes, or not wash dishes, as you please.
+You can pin as many "wedding ideas" on Pinterest as you want. Lucky for you, it's another milestone you still get to look forward to.
+Want a change of scenery? You can pack up, move, change jobs or cities without thinking twice. You're not tied down yet.
So, while we obviously don't want to be single forever, it's not so bad right now. Enjoy it, because we sure are, and have a drink (or three) for us!