My Morning Commute

So, I'm living at my parents house until I can move into my apartment, which Nina loves, because they have a little white dog too.

She and Maddie currently rule the house, as you can clearly see below...


Yesterday morning I had to drop both dogs off at the groomers on my way to work. I had Nina in my lap and Maddie in the passenger seat trembling to death because she hates ridding in cars. We were about two minutes away when all of the sudden I smell THE. WORST. SMELL. EVER.

I look at Maddie and she has just SH*T right in the passenger seat. I freak out. The cars in drive, and I'm in the middle of hundreds of cars so I just role the windows down and keep moving while I try not to puke. Meanwhile Maddie is balancing with her front feet on the window, trying not to step in her own sh*t, while Nina is staring at her like

Want to hear the worst part? She did it again! Before we could even make it to the groomers. I don't know how she had ALL. OF. THAT. in her. The second time I watched in horror as it happened, knowing there was nothing I could do about it until I got there.

I dropped the dogs off and was freaking out wondering what to do! They had NO TRASHCAN at the place, and I wasn't about to ask them
"ummmm excuse me can you get rid of some sh*t that my dog just left in the car."
It was our first time at the groomers, I didn't want it to be the last.

Luckily, my mom had those plastic baggies in the car so I quickly picked it up and found an outside trashcan to throw it in. Again, mortified that someone was going to see me.
Here are the little brats on the way home...luckily Maddie was done leaving surprises for the day.

My mom and I call them the "pinche perros", or "d*mn dogs", but we love them anyway.


Shauna said...

Oh no, so horrible. You handled it nicely though, I think I would of pulled over, not sure I could drive knowing that the crap was there .. lol

Happy Wednesday!

Laura said...

ah!! that is OUT OF CONTROL.

Anonymous said...

OMG that is horrible. Dog poop smells so bad.

Mo (New on U) said...

Hahaha, oh I seriously laughed out loud. Oh, the joys of having dogs :)

Alyx said...

Hahaha, oh, man!! I can't believe that happened to you! None of it got ground into the seat or anything, did it?!!

Megan said...

Hahahaha that is hilarious! They are so cute though! I have 2 maltese and have a horror story of my own! One time right before a road trip, one of them decided to eat cat poop! She threw up about 30 minutes into the trip all over my white skirt! It was brown stinky throw up. It was so gross!!

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